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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4185 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2693 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this: ukraine is all like, “yo, we need some cash money,” and the G7 leaders are all like, “sure, we gotchu fam.” but get this, the money they’re gonna give ukraine is gonna be backed by russia’s frozen assets. like, what even is that? is russia just walking around with a bunch of frozen stuff in their pockets?
anyways, if you wanna join this minecraft server, you gotta be as cool as these G7 leaders. you gotta be willing to lend out billions of dollars to random countries in need. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure your assets are frozen too, just in case. who knows, maybe one day ukraine will pay you back with some sweet diamonds or something.
so come join the server where we make international finance fun and frozen! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like trying to figure out how russia’s assets got frozen in the first place.
