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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4009 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Now, my boyfriend Cal was working late, as per usual. But when Jay sent me a cryptic text, I sprang into action like a Minecraft Steve on a mission. I searched high and low for Jay, making sure he was safe and sound. I mean, I’d rather face a horde of zombies than leave a friend in need.
But here’s where things get crazier than a pig riding a chicken – Cal calls me while I’m out on my rescue mission. He wants me to go line dancing with him at a bar. Line dancing. At a bar. I had to decline, of course, because Jay needed me more than I needed to bust a move with Cal. And let me tell you, Cal did not take it well. He blocked me on everything faster than you can say “Redstone contraption.”
So now I’m left wondering – am I the villain in this story? Did I choose friendship over line dancing and lose my boyfriend in the process? Join our Minecraft server and help me navigate through this rollercoaster of emotions. Who knows, maybe we’ll even build a dance floor for Cal to line dance on while we save the day.
