FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2077
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
New Chunks Explored:	559193	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SisterHIPPACraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	195171
Dragons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	1798	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CatFactsMC SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	New Chunks Explored:	926132
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BlockyJerkzMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	163
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FertileFiascoCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

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Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

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lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyLungs BeGone

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hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8864	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NoRoomieNoProblemo

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.