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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 863 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8077 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because on our server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Our community is so welcoming, you’ll have more friends than you can count (literally, because who has time for math when there are creepers to be avoided).
Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by fellow misfits who understand the struggle of being a social outcast in the real world. We’ve got players from all walks of life, from socially awkward introverts to extroverted meme lords who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re actually just staring at a screen.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and finally experience the joy of friendship in a world where being a normalfag is actually a compliment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the best dad jokes. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that kind of entertainment.
