Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	5784

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Emeralds Found:	1123	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Animals Bred:	138	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Buildings Constructed:	19
Love Letters Sent:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Villages Defended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Animals Bred:	158

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3169	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7835
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Potions Brewed:	194

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	594362	Players Killed by Monsters:	1406
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.