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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 2292 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 3842 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Magic Items Found: | 5110 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.
you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.
plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
