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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5157 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 50 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 94 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.
you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.
plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.
so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.
