FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 56 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1871 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 982 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.
plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Features |
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| Land claiming to keep your house safe |
| Shops powered by a diamond economy |
| Regular events for the community |
| Warp stones so you can always teleport back home |
| Bucketable entities to save you pain |
| Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable |
So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land to protect my builds? | Yes, we have a land claiming system in place. |
| How does the diamond economy work? | Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, we host events for the community to participate in. |
| Can I teleport back home easily? | Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home. |
| What are bucketable entities? | Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier. |
| What crafting tweaks are available? | We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6368 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 41102 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!
Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!
And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!
But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Pros
no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires
Cons
they are not there
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
