FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, those diamonds were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Don’t worry, we eventually found a way to turn them back, but the laughs we had during that time were priceless.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where the rules are made up and the chaos is real, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 37 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly asking for help, only to be met with empty promises and excuses. Cook virtual meals, do virtual grocery shopping, and pay for virtual everything while your virtual roommates sit back and relax. And just like in the real world, if they don’t pull their weight, kick them out of your virtual house!
So come join us on our server, where the chores are never-ending and the drama is always brewing. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have virtual roommates who never do their fair share?
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Picture this: you’re mining away, collecting resources, when suddenly your in-game husband starts favoring his niece over your own virtual children. He’s spending all his diamonds on her, building her luxurious mansions while your kids are stuck in a dirt hut. Will you confront him and risk being labeled as the jealous, crazy Minecraft mom? The drama is real, folks!
But that’s not all – we also have scandalous jailbreaks, shady deals with villagers, and epic quests to uncover the truth behind hidden family secrets. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, in this server, family drama is the name of the game.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us and become part of the most elite group of gamers who have ever graced the digital world. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a house on top of another player’s house, and instead of getting mad, they became roommates!
So why join our server? Because here, you’ll have the chance to become the greatest human or living being to ever exist. Forget about history books, the real legends are born in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for the adventure of a lifetime!
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server and experience the wildest and most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. From battling giant mutant chickens to riding on flying pigs, there is never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most unique and bizarre sex experiences you’ll ever have in Minecraft. From getting it on with a sexy villager to roleplaying as a naughty Enderman, the possibilities are endless.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices, then come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.
join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
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| Whitelisted | Yes, 18+ |
| Server Start Date | March 25th |
| Version | 1.21 |
| World Border | 10k |
Apply to join our server on Discord!
To join the server, please apply on our Discord server using the link provided above.
Our server rules are simple: respect others, no griefing, and no cheating. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.
Yes, we have donation options available on our website. Donations are used to improve server performance and are strictly non-Pay-to-Win.
We host bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities such as Storage Wars, ARG, and Charity Manhunt.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enough enchanted weapons to make even the Ender Dragon jealous.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, it’s always someone’s birthday. So don’t kill yourself, come celebrate with us and enjoy some cake (in-game, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself and summon an army of zombie chickens to do their bidding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever created. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!
So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.
So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
and, like, if u join our server, u can totally be a part of our super exclusive underwater dance party. we got dolphins breakin’ it down and turtles doin’ the worm. it’s like, the coolest thing ever, dude.
plus, we got this secret hidden treasure that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but, like, if u can defeat them, u get all the diamonds u could ever want. it’s like, totally worth it, man.
so, like, come join our server and be a part of all the craziness. u won’t regret it, bro.
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
