FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8244 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.
From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.
join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!
2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.
4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!
So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
