so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Dragon Scales Harvested: 303 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY