so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY