so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crops Grown: 4058 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Farms Harvested: 838 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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