so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Potions Brewed: 21
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Enchantments Applied: 290
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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