so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
Buildings Constructed: 41 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY