so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
Magic Items Found: 8999 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Ran’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and you’ll get to hang out with Ran, the most lovable and quirky character in the Minecraft universe. Why is Ran so endearing, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Ran once built an entire city made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And not just any cheese, but the rarest, smelliest, and most delicious cheese you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Ran is also known for riding around on a giant chicken named Cluckers, who lays golden eggs that you can use to buy the craziest items in the game. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Ran’s got you covered. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Ran can make it happen.

    So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Ran is waiting for you with open arms (and a pocket full of cheese)!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

    Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

    Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

    So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

    CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes
    join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

    Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

    And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

    Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8099
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

    Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

    Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

    So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Ores Mined: 2550
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BabyBlockChristmas

    BabyBlockChristmas
    Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

    Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

    So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

    FishyFriends Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

    But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • PixelPoundsLost

    PixelPoundsLost
    Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

    Childish Toxic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

    With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

    Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ThermoLockCraft

    ThermoLockCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

    Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

    Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • LoveTapCraft

    LoveTapCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

    MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyIsraelWarz

    CraftyIsraelWarz
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

    rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

    plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

    so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

    VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

    oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

    so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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