so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY