so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
Animals Bred: 62 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Runes Activated: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Trans Parent Minecraft Server

    Trans Parent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive that even creepers would feel at home. Join us for a fun and safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or getting blown up by an angry parent. Plus, our virtual Hell is way cooler than the one your mom mentioned. So come on over and let’s build a world where acceptance and creativity reign supreme!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Star Shards Collected: 114 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP

    Man U VS Porto Thread 2 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a total MUG on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being 2-0 up to losing 3-2 in the blink of an eye! It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

    Join us for the ultimate challenge of trying to maintain your lead and not end up as a total MUG like the rest of the players. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate underdog story and come back from a 3-2 deficit to win it all!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one epic Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9100 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WaitressWars Minecraft Server

    WaitressWars Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama and chaos reign supreme? Look no further than our server, where you can unleash your inner savage like never before!

    Join us if you love stirring up trouble and causing mayhem, just like the drama between Stacy and our OP. Who knew a simple dinner could turn into a full-blown showdown? But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    We promise you’ll never have a dull moment here. From epic battles to intense rivalries, there’s always something crazy happening. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over virtual diamonds.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • RentFreeSis30hrs

    RentFreeSis30hrs
    Are you tired of entitled siblings expecting you to fund their lavish lifestyles while you work your butt off in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of entitled family members who think they deserve your hard-earned diamonds just because they can’t budget their virtual resources. Build your dream house, mine for riches, and leave the entitled siblings behind in the dust. Who needs family drama when you can have a blocky paradise all to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to the entitlement!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP

    BullySlayer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with female bullies in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only bullies you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to mean girls and hello to blocky adventures with a community of players who have your back. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, all your past bullies will turn into harmless sheep in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your way to a bully-free future!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • NoHellAllowedCraft

    NoHellAllowedCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our “hell no” rule is actually saying no to anything fun and crazy!

    Join our server if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge a group of creepers to a dance-off! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around ridiculousness.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only rule is to have a blast! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco

    SeaCraft: Fishermen Fiasco
    come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of vietnam vs china in the south china sea but with FISHERMEN. build your own boat and defend against the evil chinese players trying to steal your fishies. will you be a brave vietnamese fisherman or a ruthless chinese pirate? join now and find out! bonus: we have exploding fish as weapons and dolphins that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board before it’s too late!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Tie-Breaker Network

    Tie-Breaker Network
    so, liek, u kno wen u play minecraft an u need info on how to build a sick castle or find diamonds? well, dis server is da place 2 be cuz we got da best social ties eva! our players r all over da place, so u can get all da insider tips u need.

    u wont find any weak ties here, only strong bonds dat will help u conquer da minecraft world! plus, we got da craziest stories bout players who found secret dungeons or tamed dragons. u never know wat u might discover on dis server!

    so, wat r u waiting for? join us now an be part of da most epic minecraft community out there! who needs weak ties wen u can have strong ones dat will help u rule da game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

    GoatZone: Where goats rule, players drool. Super Powers, Community SMP, Whitelist included!

    GoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    Superpowers Every player gets a special superpower, unique to them
    Community Project Building a modern Chicago-inspired city together
    Mods New biomes, dimensions, and more for exploration
    Focus Building, exploring, and learning superpowers

    FAQ

    How do I get a superpower?

    Every player automatically receives a unique superpower upon joining the server.

    Can I change my superpower?

    Superpowers are exclusive and cannot be changed or swapped with other players.

    How do I join the community project to build the city?

    Simply log in to the server and start contributing to the city building efforts with other players.

    Are there specific rules for using superpowers?

    While there are no strict rules governing superpower usage, players are encouraged to use them responsibly and considerately towards others.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ores Mined: 9218 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • /Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server

    /Int/ Crafting Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, /int/ just want one thing – to have a blast!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server around. /int/ just want one thing – and that thing is you!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1433 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Star Shards Collected: 120
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros

    The Jig Is Up Minecraft SMP – It’s All Over Bros
    Hey there fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where we have uncovered the true identity of Craig Wright (spoiler alert: it’s not who you think)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover some more juicy secrets along the way. See you in the game, fellow crafter!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2995 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NoCoolMomAllowed

    NoCoolMomAllowed
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Picture this: your stepdaughter trying to steal alcohol and weed from your locked liquor cabinet before her Homecoming dance. Will she get away with it? Will her dad find out and put a stop to her rebellious ways? Only time will tell on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and wife as they battle it out over parenting styles. Will the “cool mom” prevail and let her daughter go to the dance, or will the strict dad win and ground her for life? The stakes are high and the drama is even higher on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7084 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5166
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP

    ProGamer69 – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, the best position is the one where you’re flexing on everyone else with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Join us and show off your skills like a boss!

    We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper bust a move to some sick beats. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal – literally, he once drank a whole keg of potion of invisibility and disappeared for a week.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of feathers and eggs. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most chaotic server this side of the Nether. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers

    Blocktopia: Crafting Chaos & Creepers
    Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and carrying a enchanted sword? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the excitement and chaos of our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 171 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Invisible Wheelchair Land

    Invisible Wheelchair Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flying around dropping rainbow blocks for u to build with. like, who needs regular old dirt and stone when u can have a house made of pure rainbows, amirite?

    also, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will give u quests to find the legendary golden egg that grants u unlimited diamonds. but be warned, the egg is guarded by a giant lava monster who loves to play hide and seek.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy? yeah, u can ride a gumdrop unicorn while eating a marshmallow tree. it’s like a sugar rush on steroids, bro.

    so come on down to this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. cuz who doesn’t love cookies, right?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Villages Defended: 16
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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