so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Potions Brewed: 169 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Star Shards Collected: 274 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY