so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 24 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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