so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 121 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 162

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Star Shards Collected: 250
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Emeralds Found: 5328
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 196 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6136
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 369
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Gods Slained: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Zombie Dances: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8596 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Zombie Dances: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 273
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

    TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 271
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

    SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

    🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

    🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

    🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Towns Built: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dimension Hops: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Mythical Quests Completed: 48

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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