so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY