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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 367 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!