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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 478 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!