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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5129 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 574 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2444 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!