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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6343 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!