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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1639 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 374 |
Farms Harvested: | 452 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!