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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 4369 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!