Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
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