Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
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