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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4037 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 52 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2456 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.
oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!
