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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4988 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 2071 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.
oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!
