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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 3243 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 858814 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 3394 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
