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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5589 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5911 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9450 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!