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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 3413 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Ores Mined: | 5081 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!