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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7363 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Votes: | 893 |
| Farms Harvested: | 364 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon rainbows. we got so many cool things like flying pigs, talking zombies, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.
if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
