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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 701 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
if u join dis server, u will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes and ride on a giant chicken that farts glitter. oh, and did i mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky made entirely of cotton candy? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where all the players have to team up to defeat a giant dragon made out of bubblegum. and if u manage to defeat it, u will be rewarded with a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright weird adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.