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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 4970 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 1467 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6680 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!