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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7859 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 4261 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.
join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!