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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 9983 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 11 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Items Found: | 4920 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.
join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!