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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3073 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9653 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
and get dis, on dis server, creepers are actually friendly! they come up to u and give u hugs instead of blowin’ u up. it’s like a freakin’ creepin’ love fest, man!
oh, and did i mention dat on dis server, u can ride pigs into battle? yeah, u heard me right. pigs. with saddles. charging into war like freakin’ knights in shining armor. it’s epic, dude.
so, if u wanna experience a world where flowers are for the dead and diamonds fall from the sky, then join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it.