FlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour on a bed of lava! Will you be able to out-jump him and claim the coveted title of Parkour King?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays enchanted golden eggs! Join us if you dare, and see if you can catch a glimpse of this spectral poultry in action.

So why did it flop, you ask? It’s simple – because it was too wild, too crazy, and too hilarious for the average player to handle. But if you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll be in for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Towns Built:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dimension Hops:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1750
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Animals Bred:	170	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	52

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Emeralds Found:	3171
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9934	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	9264
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Farms Harvested:	396
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Void Gems Collected:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!