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Players: |
101/800 |
Votes: |
9284 |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
2 |
Treasure Maps Found: |
15 |
Reality Warps Survived: |
2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
15 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
3 |
Dragons Tamed: |
0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
13 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
25 |
Divine Scrolls Written: |
16 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: |
7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
2 |
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join because Kim Jong Un is like, the owner and he’s, like, super strict but also super cool. Like, he’ll execute officials if they don’t build epic stuff after deadly floods. It’s, like, survival of the fittest, man. Plus, the media is always talking about it, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now or face the wrath of Kim Jong Un’s pixel army. YOLO!