Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join because Kim Jong Un is like, the owner and he’s, like, super strict but also super cool. Like, he’ll execute officials if they don’t build epic stuff after deadly floods. It’s, like, survival of the fittest, man. Plus, the media is always talking about it, so you know it’s gotta be good. Join now or face the wrath of Kim Jong Un’s pixel army. YOLO!
