Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have floating submarines in the sky! That’s right, you heard me correctly. Our players have mastered the art of building submarines that defy gravity and float high above the ground.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And let’s not forget about the legendary diamond pickaxe that has been rumored to grant wishes to whoever wields it. Some say it can turn dirt into diamonds, while others claim it can teleport you to a secret dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 18 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Astral Projections Made: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Emeralds Found: 2750 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Runes Activated: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Crops Grown: 1921
    Emeralds Found: 5369 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

    But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Boom Time Minecraft SMP

    Boom Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Magic Items Found: 7456
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

    ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun
    So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

    We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 51
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

    Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom
    Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Touchdown Minecraft SMP

    Touchdown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

    But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3687 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

    Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

    Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

    Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Dimension Hops: 5 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TurkeyCraft2021

    TurkeyCraft2021
    🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

    👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

    📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

    🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

    💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SkinSwapCraft

    SkinSwapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if that means being born as someone else! Imagine waking up in the body of a legendary warrior, a powerful wizard, or even a mischievous creeper ready to explode with excitement.

    Join us for the chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the blocky world of Minecraft. Want to be a dragon soaring through the skies, a mermaid swimming in the depths of the ocean, or a superhero saving the day? Anything is possible on our server!

    So why settle for being yourself when you can be anyone or anything you desire? Come join us and experience the ultimate role-playing adventure where the only limit is your imagination. Who will you choose to be born as on our server? The choice is yours, so come and let your creativity run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!

    ArmyCraft: 1.4 Million Strong!
    so, like, this server is like the north korea of minecraft servers, but without all the scary stuff, ya know? we got 1.4 million players applying to join because our server is so lit, it’s like tensions with south but in a fun way. come join us and be part of the epic army of gamers taking over the virtual world. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re south korea, then maybe you will. but who cares about them, right? just come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Farms Harvested: 271 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 46
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • 3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    3b2t – Complete anarchy without rules Minecraft server

    A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

    At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 373 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Creating Chaos Modded SMP 1.20.1 – Where Only Creative Minds Survive

    Power of Creation Server Overview

    Server Type Modded SMP
    Preferred Age 18+
    Location UK
    Main Content Mods Create, HexCasting, Iron’s Spellbooks, Farmer’s Delight, Tetra, Figura

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    More information and whitelisting in the Discord: https://discord.gg/xYykzA9RFU

    2. What is the focus of the server?

    The server is focused on giving players the tools to create whatever they want, build up a beautiful world, and tell stories within it.

    3. What makes this server unique?

    The server runs a custom modpack with lightweight and non-redundant features, diverse and interesting biome generation, and the ability to form continents and islands for player-created countries or island states.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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