FloatersMC – The cure for boring Minecraft servers!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6264	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is a never-ending case of vaxxed-up warts! Our server was born out of a desperate need for distraction after a questionable vaccination experience, and let’s just say things got a little out of hand.

But fear not, fellow player! Join our server and you’ll find a community of wart-ridden warriors who have banded together to fight off these pesky growths in the most epic way possible – by building giant wart-shaped monuments and battling it out in wart-themed PvP arenas.

So if you’re looking for a non-surgical solution to your wart problem, look no further than our Minecraft server. Who needs a dermatologist when you have a diamond sword and a potion of wart removal? Join us today and let’s wart our way to victory!

BirdFluCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	176754
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

join our epic minecraft server and escape the infectious bird flu that can linger in refrigerated raw milk for 5 days! we have magical potions that will protect you from any flu-carrying birds that try to attack you in the game. our server is so safe, even the cows are vaccinated against bird flu! come join us and build a fortress made entirely of milk cartons to keep the flu away. don’t wait, join now and save yourself from the dreaded bird flu in minecraft!

The Manhattan Project

manhattan, Minecraft Server Mod Anarchy Tech Planets Missiles Vehicles Franchise Weapons Helicopters Boats Storage System Safe Base Invaders Builders Walls Food, Modded, Project

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	289

Server Name	The Manhattan Project
IP	148.113.0.186:25612
Modpack	Discord
Version	1.7.10

Overview:

Hi! Myself and a couple others are looking for more people to join this server!

The pack is centered around one mod, NTM space. This mod allows you to do a variety of things, from creating nuclear missiles, to building spacecraft and building bases on different planets! It offers various examples of real-world nuclear technology, as well as some fictional ones. You may find quite a few references to the Fallout franchise in the mod too!

But that’s not all the server has to offer. The main, game-changing mods are as follows:

NTM Space
Mekanism – adds a variety of electrical machines, weapons and tools
Industrial Craft 2 – Similar to Mekanism, gives more of a nostalgic vibe though
MC Heli – Adds Vehicles such as tanks, helicopters, planes, boats, cars, as well as some weapons!
Applied Energistics 2 – Amazing storage system mod!
Securitycraft – Lets you make sure your base is safe from any would-be invaders
Better Builders Wands – Makes building large platforms or walls extremely easy.
Pam’s Harvestcraft – A whole new world of food!

So come join us! We’d be happy to introduce new players into the community ^-^

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server even if I’m new to Minecraft?	Of course! We welcome players of all skill levels and are happy to help beginners get started.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not tolerated on our server. We have measures in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Are there any rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules posted in our Discord server that all players are expected to follow. Be sure to familiarize yourself with them before joining.
Can I suggest mods or plugins to be added to the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community members. Feel free to share your ideas with us in the Discord server.

Epic Invasion Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Conflict Resolution, Country, defense mechanisms, defense tactics, defensive measures, Diplomacy, Epic, foreign policy, homeland security, international relations, Invades, Invasion, military intervention, military invasion, military strategy, national defense, national sovereignty, Realm, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, war planning, what to do

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	190	Mines Excavated:	3092

Bruh, join this Minecraft server if you want to invade countries without consequences. Like, who needs diplomacy when you can just build a TNT cannon and blow up your enemies’ bases? Plus, we have a secret weapon that turns all your enemies into chickens. It’s clucking hilarious! So come on, join us and start your conquest for world domination, one block at a time.

Rate My Life Plan Minecraft SMP

apartment costs 300k, budgeting, earning 10k, Expenses, Financial goals, future plans, gooning, inflation, Life, living with parents, Minecraft, moving out, nightwalking, personal finance, Plan, playing video games, r8 my life plan, Rate, reading books, saving for own apartment, saving money, smp, watching movies, working 120 hours a week, working 240 hours per month

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only goal is to build a house and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and embark on a quest to earn 10k in-game currency every month by working 240 hours. Why, you ask? Because in this crazy world, apartments cost a whopping 300k! But don’t worry, you can live with your in-game parents and only spend 1k a month to cover expenses.

After 3 years of hard work and dedication, you’ll finally be able to afford your own virtual apartment and move out. Imagine the freedom! You can work 120 hours a week in-game and spend the rest of your time gooning, reading books, playing video games, watching movies, and nightwalking to your heart’s content.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to financial independence and virtual luxury! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and absurdly entertaining?

XmasDelayDrama

christmas, Christmas parties, Christmas timing, Christmas traditions, extended family, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family obligations., family pressure, Holiday Celebrations, holiday traditions, late celebration, sibling relationships, XmasDelayDrama

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates Christmas on time? Look no further than our server, where we never wait for anyone to celebrate! Join us for a jolly good time filled with festive cheer and no delays.

Unlike some families who wait weeks to celebrate Christmas, we believe in celebrating on the actual day or even before. No more waiting around for that one family member to show up late, we start the party right on time!

Join us and be a part of a community that values punctuality and holiday spirit. Say goodbye to late Christmas celebrations and hello to on-time fun! So why wait? Join our server now and let’s celebrate Christmas the way it’s meant to be celebrated – on time and with joy!

TuneInWhenWorldFellApart – Minecraft SMP

10. Comforting lyrics, 11. Reflective music, 12. Song for tough times, 13. Resilience through music, 14. Finding solace in songs, 15. Emotional release through music, 16. Songs for difficult moments, 17. Music for healing, 18. Emotional support through music, 19. Songs for tough days, 2. Emotional healing, 20. Finding strength in music., 3. Coping mechanism, 4. Self-soothing, 5. Melancholy songs, 6. Sad music, 7. Heartbreak tunes, 8. Soulful melodies, 9. Healing playlist, Minecraft, music therapy, smp, TuneInWhenWorldFellApart

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro. It’s like, the wildest ride of your life, I swear. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where we all dance to Minecraft parodies of popular songs. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary PvP arena where we settle all our beefs. One time, I challenged this dude to a duel and we fought with enchanted carrots. It was intense, man. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons. It’s like a zoo, but way more explosive.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. And remember, when your world is falling apart, just crank up some Minecraft music and keep on blockin’.

NoobZombieApocalypse

Adversity, anxiety, average person, Challenges, coping mechanisms, Decision making, Difficulties, emotions, handle, Life Changes, mental health, NoobZombieApocalypse, not equipped, Obstacles, overwhelm, PRESSURE, responsibilities, self-care, stress, Support, uncertainty

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	935
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Votes:	3542	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is not for the faint of heart!

Join us if you dare to face challenges that the average person is not equipped to handle. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, our server will keep you on your toes (literally, because you might lose them in a TNT accident).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and maybe even a friendly Enderman or two.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the madness today!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Iran nuclear deal, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear weapon, nukecraft, Politics, potential threat, sanctions, security threat, Server, trump, united states, weapons development., White House

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

so, like, u know how u always wanted to build a nuclear weapon in minecraft but u dont know how? well, come join our server and we will show u how to do it! we got all the resources u need to make ur own nuke and blow up ur enemies! trump even came to our server and we showed him how to do it, he was like “wow, this is amazing, i love this server!” so if u wanna be like trump and build ur own nuke, come join us now! #nuclearminecraft #trumplovesourserver #boomboom

SyriaCraft: No Jihadists in South!

anti-terrorism measures, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign relations, international relations, Israel, Jihadist, jihadists, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, national security, peace negotiations, political tensions, PRESENCE, regional stability, SECURITY, South, southern part, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Votes:	7736

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t accept no jihadi presence in the southern part of the server! like, can you imagine trying to build your house and suddenly a bunch of jihadi creepers come blowing it up? nah, not on our watch!

we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.

plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.

so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis

WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Custom, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, No bans, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Rules, No Wipes, non-resetting, ONLINE, open world, Pirate, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Animals Bred:	95	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

162.19.20.147:2042

BetterBusinesses

#youtube, BetterBusinesses, Community, Discord, gamemode, java, Links, Patreon, planetminecraft, PvE, rules, tiktok

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2520
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to BetterBusinesses Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21.1)
Key Features	Survival economy gamemode Jobs Chestshops Custom business plugin with robust GUI Friendly community
Rules	Treat others with kindness and respect No griefing others or the server No abusing exploits No hacks or cheats, only performance mods allowed No advertising or spamming One account per player only Have fun!
Links	Server IP – play.bbmc.today Discord TikTok YouTube PlanetMinecraft Patreon

Overview

Welcome to BetterBusinesses! We are a new PvE server with a robust economy, jobs, and shops. Our custom plugins allow players to run a variety of businesses within the game, from item shops to farming/logging/mining companies. Join us at play.bbmc.today and unleash your entrepreneurial spirit!

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only performance mods like Optifine are allowed. Hacks or cheats are not permitted.

Q: How do I start a business in the game?

A: Use our custom business plugin with the GUI to set up and manage your business. Hire employees, manage finances, and grow your business into a large corporation.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing others or the server is strictly prohibited. Treat others with kindness and respect.

Wilderness Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, 3D Anniversary Live, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Christmas Karaoke, Echoes, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, KIARABREASTS, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, Merry Winter Wawa, mindcraft, mirage, Myth Reunion, new to Kiara, Pineapple MV, Retrospective MV, reunion, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, Vite Ramen Collab, wawa, Wilderness

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
New Chunks Explored:	841290	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with Merry Winter Wawa vibes! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Vite Ramen collab that will blow your mind. Use coupon codes like KFPINTL, KFPSERVER, and KIARABREASTS to unlock secret powers (just kidding, they’re just discounts).

Plus, we have streams galore – from Sleep Talking to Love Rush to MindCraft, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! It’s like a virtual rollercoaster, but with more pineapples and karaoke.

Movie Characters Minecraft SMP

Character development, Characters, destiny, fate, film analysis, film critique, finding love, Love at first sight, love story, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, movie characters, movie plot, movie quotes, movie recommendations, movie review, romantic gestures, romantic movies, romantic relationships, smp, soulmate, true love, unexpected love

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	615
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie with a twist ending! Join us and become the hero of your own epic adventure, where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game. Will you be the one to gain their trust and harness their mystical abilities? Or will you be forever doomed to build dirt houses and get blown up by creepers?

So come on, join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Don’t be a sheep, be a llama and join our crazy Minecraft SMP today!

ResentfulCraft Minecraft Server

Birthday, christmas, Communication Issues, Disappointment, emotional neglect, family dynamics, feeling unloved, gift giving, lack of consideration, lack of effort, lack of empathy, long term relationship, love language, Minecraft, relationship problems, ResentfulCraft, Resentment, selfish behavior, Server, thoughtful gifts, unappreciated, unresolved issues

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of receiving gifts like a rock from the side of the road for Mother’s Day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where gift-giving is not only important, it’s mandatory! Our players are experts in thoughtful gifts and will make your birthday a day to remember.

Join now and experience the joy of receiving a banana picked out by your daughter as a birthday gift. Don’t worry, our players won’t lay on the couch all day with a head cold and forget to wrap your present – they are dedicated to making every birthday special.

Don’t let your husband ruin another birthday or holiday, come join our server and let us show you how gift-giving should be done. Who needs excuses when you have a community of gift-giving experts ready to make every occasion unforgettable?

ExSweaterSitchCraft

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, emotional, ex, ex girlfriend, ExSweaterSitchCraft, friendship, gift exchange, Insecurity, Jealousy, Lesbian, Memories, past, possessiveness, refusal, relationship, Soft, Sweater, tradition, unreasonable

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?