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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4584 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)