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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8614 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.
So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)