Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are where all the juicy drama happens.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces doll fucking as a legitimate roleplay scenario? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about site drama. And let’s not forget our live status tracker – because who doesn’t want to know when their roleplay partner is online?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure of kinkiness and chaos. Just remember to stay hydrated while roleplaying – you never know when things might get hot and heavy in the world of Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Zombie Dances: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

    Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server
    Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

    Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

    But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

    Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

    ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

    Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

    But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

    So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Alien Abductions: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4391
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockBucks Adventures

    BlockBucks Adventures
    If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

    Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!
    yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

    we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

    if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8703 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FreePvP

    FreePvP

    FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Potions Brewed: 168 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

    Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Dragon Eggs Found: 2504
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Epic Shields Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

    Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

    We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

    But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

    BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

    Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

    On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

    Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

    GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyDisasterAdvice

    CraftyDisasterAdvice
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NextLevel Network

    NextLevel Network

    Welcome to Nextlevel Network

    Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

    Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

    Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

    KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Ores Mined: 1032
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Moonscape Network

    Moonscape Network

    Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

    Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

    Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    ❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. Friendly admins

    3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Animals Bred: 157

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    McKraken Craft: Where Mojang Forgot to Patch the Kraken Glitch Again

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name ChillCraft
    Server Type Survival
    Server Rules Cooperate on large builds, have Discord for communication
    Description Looking for chill people interested in helping fill out and enjoy the world, creating interconnected builds

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do I need Discord to join? It is highly recommended to have Discord for communication purposes.
    Can I join if I prefer playing alone? While cooperation is encouraged, you can still join and play at your own pace.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors? There are no banned items, but griefing and inappropriate behavior is not allowed.
    How do I join the server? Message the server owner for the IP address and any additional instructions.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Secret Passages Found: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 479492 Players Killed by Monsters: 2095
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 128
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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