Hi there, Welcome to Flexed Lands. The Worlds Okayest Survival Server. We are officially launching today, at 3:30pm EDT. We have all staff positions open, so come apply! We hope to see you there.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 255 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who led them on a quest to find the elusive Golden Carrot of Destiny. Along the way, they battled evil llamas, rode on the backs of flying sheep, and even had a dance-off with a zombie. And guess what? They found the Golden Carrot and became the ruler of the server, with all the power and glory that comes with it.
But that’s not all! On our Wednesday edition, you can also participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most outrageous structures using only dirt and cobblestone. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Wednesday edition and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good time. From building massive castles to pranking your friends with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary PvP battles that happen every full moon – it’s like watching a real-life gladiator match, but with pixelated swords.
But the real reason you should join our SMP? The secret underground disco club hidden beneath spawn. That’s right, we’ve got a dance floor, DJ booth, and even a bar serving virtual cocktails. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move in our glowstone-lit dance party.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us tonight and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Looking for a fresh Minecraft experience? Join our Java-only server, where we’ve just expanded our map for new kingdoms! Build your empire, explore a world connected by a sprawling road network, complete with large cities, vast ruins, a developed Spawn City, and various other wonders. Our main purpose is a hybrid form of factions pvp where we engage in epic wars between our bred Dog Armies, which serve as the “Soldiers” of our server. Our server features a beautifully crafted spawn area, a vibrant modern city, and ancient ruins in progress for you to discover.
We’re currently focused on growing the eastern map, so if you’re up for the challenge, now’s the perfect time to claim your space and make your mark. Prove yourself, and we’ll help you secure your kingdom’s borders to protect your lands during times of peace. The first 3 dedicated players to join will be given their own Kingdoms outright, so join fast! After this players will have to work their way up all on their own.
Our server uses clanwars, shops, and worldguard (in peacetime). We are pretty lax about rules, but we ask that you at least build something and contribute to the server and our wars. Griefing is allowed during war so make sure to protect your homeland at all costs!
Take a look at our Dynmap—you’ll be hooked. Come join the adventure!
Dynmap: http://scuzcraft.xyz:8123/?worldname=world&mapname=surface&zoom=0&x=8934&y=64&z=-7245
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of knowing that at any moment, the world could collapse and your Minecraft dreams could be shattered. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 36 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the server’s economy, and if you can impress them with your llama dance skills, you’ll be rolling in emeralds in no time.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most peppered SMP around. Your angus will thank you!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7561 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
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| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical unicorn that grants wishes, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, and a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let us groom you for the ultimate Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
This boss is so bad, it’s actually good. You’ll find yourself laughing hysterically as you try to defeat this ridiculously inept foe. Watch as Radahn flails around aimlessly, giving you plenty of time to just sit back and relax.
And if you think you’ve seen bad bosses before, think again. Consort Radahn makes the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park. So why waste your time on any other server when you can join us and experience the most absurd boss battles in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
MysticMeadow 1.16.5 – 1.20.1 Anarchy without privates
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild ride filled with mahjong tutorials, arts and crafts tournaments, and even M-League matches! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and competitive?
But wait, there’s more! We have a special booru dedicated to all things mahjong, because why not? And if you’re feeling extra creative, sign up for our Arts and Crafts tourney – it’s like no other Minecraft event you’ve ever seen!
So what are you waiting for? Join us before October 31st and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
disease.gg – OP Prison
Looking for a refreshing take on OP Prison? Disease has looked at every aspect of gameplay, and attempted to recreate the best experience possible.
We offer many features, some key, custom features which you may recognize from other servers include: – Pets – Armor
See you in the mines!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
